GNAA announces a 2005 success; rings in the new year with rumors of a hai2u partnership<br />
<b>GNAA annonuces 2005 a success; rings in the new year with rumors of a hai2u partnership</b><br />

<b>Saturday December 31, 2005</b>

<p><i>Jmax (GNAP) - Miami, Florida, USA</i> - GNAA leader timecop announced 
earlier today that "2005 was, overall, a success."  In 2005 the GNAA found itself 
a new home, a myriad of new members, and some old returning members.  Also, in 2005, 
GNAA won the war on blogs and jews.</p>

<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Timecop/The_war_on_blogs">The War on Blogs</a> 
is a front led by timecop against blogs and Jews.  Blogs are a new form of spam used by 
politicians in order to gain votes and spread propaganda, and by denizens of the Internet 
(or "netizens") in order to gain fame and popularity.  They are primarily used for 
self-promotion and other selfish uses.  Jews are often the maintainer of blogs, as acts 
such as self-promotion and seeking fame are the priorities of Jews.</p>

<p>Other successful acts by the GNAA in 2005 include the obtaining of staff status on the 
IRC network freenode by ex-member Grog which led to panic and drama, and the trolling of 
avchat gooks.  Said gooks were met by such lead trolls as depakoye, Staos, Jmax, and lenny. 
They were shocked to see the hideously obese body of depakote masturbating itself.  
depakote comments on the subject: "I find eating my own seed a way of sustenance.  
This is basically a secret passed down to me from ancient times, a method of nearly unlimited 
energy.</p>

<p>"I've gained massive amount of weight in my earlier years because of my theory of atomic 
compression. The weight of my body against my testes and grundle produces an effect which nearly 
mimics a fusion reaction, binding the atoms of the semen into a super-dense fluid, which is 
said to have magical powers on whomever it is blessed upon."</p>

<p>I, for one, was disgusted and amazed at the absolute idiotic genius of the beast that 
is depakote.  The very sight of his large black body aroused me in such a manner that cannot 
be described, only felt.  The nauseating stench of his semen caused me to ejaculate on sight.  
Needless to say, a Gay Nigger orgy occurred</p>

<p>2005 also proved to be a grim year for the GNAA; members l0de and Staos, and leader 
timecop, died.  Lead technician l0de died in New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina, 
which become the source of pain and suffering for many niggers in the area.  Staos 
died of leukemia in mid-November.  Leader timecop died a tragic death in late December 
when he was killed in a car accident while on his cell phone IRCing.</p>

<p>2006 will be a good year for the GNAA.  The <a href="http://lastmeasure.on.nimp.org/?u=Jmax">
LastMeasure's new updates</a> will be tested in full; and rumors of a partnership with 
<a href="http://hai2u.com">hai2u</a> are rampant.  Without giving out too much information, 
I can say with confidence that hai2u will be playing a larger part in GNAA business affairs.</p>

<br />
<b> About hai2u</b>:<br />
<b>hai2u.com</b> is a publicly held (NASDAQ: HAI2) Fortune 500 company, with operations based 
in Phoenix, AZ.  Founded in 2004 by CEO Jim Blecenkley the company currently employs more than 
fifteen hundred diverse Americans, generating annual revenus in excess of approximately 5 
billion USD.<br />

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GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join
today!<br />
<br />
Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br />
<ul>
<li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li>
<li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li>
<li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.</li>
</ul>
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up
today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on
your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br />

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The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to
<b>irc.gnaa.us</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.us/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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