GNAA Announces Victory over AOL<br />
<b>GNAA Announces Victory over AOL</b><br />
<b>Monday, May 17 2004</b>, <i>GNAA, Nigeria</i><br />

<p>"<i>Who is the Greatest Man Alive</i>?" - If you ask Gary Niger, he'll tell
you it is most definitely Osama Bin Laden.</p>

<p>The <i>Gay Nigger Association of America</i> (<b>GNAA</b>) announced today
further victory in their current program to bring about total breakdown of the
AOL customer relation system.</p>

<p>AOL Corporate Policy has been changed after <b>GNAA</b> (<i>Gay Nigger
Association of America</i>) special operative Gary Niger's constant abuse of
their "secret question" program designed to provide a futile illusion of
security for the mongoloids and sodomites that comprise their customer
base.</p>

<p>The "custom question" option, allowing users to create their own question,
has been removed following the efforts of Niger and other fearsome Gay Niggers
from the GNAA's top secret "Black Ops" divison.</p>

<p>With the removal of this option, trolls are now forced to use pre-approved
AOL "secret question" options when signing up for fraudlent accounts for the
purpose of downloading gay pornography and meeting up with the clandestine
"homo thug" underground.</p>

<p>"I don't know why it changed, exactly.  Corporate HQ didn't tell us," said
Tracy, an AOL representative.  "It happened two or three days ago."</p>

<p>Tracy was unavailable for further comment, as she was masturbating furiously
under her desk - claiming that "Ten guys were on the phone and (she) had to
take them all on."</p>

<p>An AOL executive, speaking under the condition of anonymnity, said the
change in policy came after widespread employee unrest, culminating in an
incident of mass sodomy taking place in the Ogden, Utah call center.</p>

<p>Gary Niger and other members of the GNAA "Black Ops" division continue to
use the "custom question" trolling technique with various punjabis in the
Bangalore, India call center - who haven't gotten the memo yet.</p>

<p>Meanwhile, GNAA Command is working on the creation of new methods of
trolling to work within the confines of this new standard, still flush with
victory.</p>

<p>Nick Berg's head was unavailable for comment at the time of this
release.</p>

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