Apple Bets Farm on Heterosexual Computing - GNAA Members Offended<br />
<b>Apple Bets Farm on Heterosexual Computing - GNAA Members Offended</b><br />

<p><i>San Francisco, Ca - Mikhail Borovskiy (GNAP)</i> - Moments after the
announcement made by Steve Jobs that Apple would be changing the Macintosh
computing platform from a PowerPC  based CPU architecture to an Intel Pentium
based architecture, GNAA executives jesuitx and timecop were visibly shaken.
The announcement confirmed rumors started four days prior when C-Net News
reported that this change would be taking place. As C-Net News was the first
technical news source to report this story, most people assumed the truth would
be somewhere near the polar opposite of their findings.</p>

<p>"Guys what is going on? It seems Apple is trying to market towards
'Straighties'! That's never going to work! Fuck Apple, Apple is dead to me,
Apple hit WTC!" said jesuitx upon hearing the news. He was later seen backstage
speaking with Apple's Vice-President of Marketing, Phil Schiller, quoted as
saying "Phil, baby, this is massively fucked up. As a <a
href="http://home.austin.rr.com/noire/typicalmacintoshuser.jpg">typical
Macintosh user</a>, and as a fellow Vice-President of Marketing [Gay Nigger
Association of America], I can tell you there's no amount of spin you could put
on this that will save you from losing support from the homosexual installed
base [all Macintosh users] that has kept Apple Computer alive for so many
years!"</p>

<p>timecop, founder and President of GNAA, is expected to renounce Apple, and
order the immediate purchase of Chinese made IBM computers by it's members, 87%
of which are Macintosh users, at the July 8th Copperfield Conference to be held
in Kyoto, Japan. At the last Copperfield conference, held in Nome, Alaska,
timecop had praised Apple for their continuous support of the homosexual
community.</p>

<b>About Apple</b><br />
<p>Until today, Apple Computer was the creator of the Macintosh, popularly
known as the "gay computer". 87% of GNAA members were Mac users. Founded in
1974 by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak, Apple was nearly out of business in the
mid 90's, when Jobs was rehired. He then started the now infamous iGay
marketing scheme which involved both the Step 2 ???? Profit model, and a 100%
effort towards marketing to homosexuals. Apple is nowadays run by fuckfaced
retards.</p>

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