GNAA Announces responsibility for kernel backdoor<br />
<b>GNAA Announces responsibility for kernel backdoor</b><br />

<i>By Tim Copperfield</i><br />

<p><b>Raleigh, NC</b> - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon
announced one of their loyal members was responsible for <a
href="http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/11/06/058249&amp;mode=flat&amp;tid=106&amp;tid=185&amp;threshold=-1">planting
the "backdoor"</a> inside the popular opensores operating system, <a
href="http://www.redhat.com">Lunix</a> (<a
href="http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=LNUX&amp;d=c">Stocks</a>, <a
href="http://google.com/search?q=redhat">Websites</a>).</p>

<p>In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative goat-see
revealed that the mistery hacker who penetrated high-security defenses of the
Lunix "source code" repository and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside
the kernel was indeed a full-time GNAA member.</p>

<p>"This is serious," goat-see began. This is a first event of such magnitude
since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were
gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll
website, <a href="http://kuro5hin.org">slashdot.org</a>, but this is a whole
new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into the Lunix kernel, we
will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the
next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly
imagine".</p>

<p>Insertion of the GNAA backdoor came right between the consideration of <a
href="http://www.novell.com">Novell</a> to buy out the entire Lunix Kernel
programming team, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By
adding all the gay niggers working for Novell with the gay niggers developing
Lunix kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next
plans to add "backdoors" into the next favorite operating system, <a
href="http://www.microsoft.com">BeOS</a>.</p>

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today!<br />
<br />
Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br />
<ul>
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</ul>
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up
today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
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your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br />

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If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to
<b>irc.gnaa.us</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.us/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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