David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility<br />
<b>David Blaine Fails, GNAA claims responsibility</b><br />
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<i>Dessimat0r - Trollcore, NYC</i><br />

<p>It was revealed today that three minutes before his 'Drowned Alive' was due
to end, David Blaine was forced out of his water-filled glass bubble early with
an unknown cause.</p>

<p>The Gay Nigger Assocation of America is proud to announce that this was due
to the heroic actions of GNAA member 'trogg', a recent recruit to the proud
legion of Internet niggers. During the last few minutes of his stunt, the GNAA
can reveal that images of famous internet celebrities 'goatse' and 'tubgirl'
were taped to the outside of his bubble, where Blaine could see them in all
their glory.</p>

<p>As Blaine turned to look at this explicit imagery, he began to have
convulsions of the anus as his poop began to flow out of his rectum. This
caused the water to turn a muddy-brown colour. Blaine then attempted to take
off his oxygen mask, possibly hoping to ingest the diseased water in order to
get a real taste of rectal prolapse.</p>

<p>The organisers of the stunt then feared for his safety as Blaine reached for
his erect penis, as the palms of his hands were suffering from myosis. With
this, two divers jumped into the water to save Blaine before he had a chance to
touch his throbbing rod, and succeeded in pulling him out in time. He was out
of breath as he was rushed to hospital, suffering from the effects of the stunt
upon his body.</p>

<p>When Blaine was interviewed in hospital by the Gay Nigger Association of the
America, he had this to say: "JEWS DID WTC".</p>

<br />
<b>About David Blaine</b>:<br />
<p>Kike magician.</p>

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