GNAA announces hostile takeover of Electronic Arts<br />
<b>GNAA announces hostile takeover of Electronic Arts</b><br />

<p><i>Zeikfried - Reuters, Nigeria.</i><br />
In a hushed press conference held at the GNAA compound in blackest Nigeria, the
cream of the journalistic crop from IGN, Gamespot, Gamespy and various other
overpriced ad-infested shitholes gathered from across 4 continents to witness
what has been described as the most shocking announement of the post-E3 market.
The purchase of a controlling stock of industry leading publisher Electronic
Arts by the increasingly aggressive venture capitalists of the GNAA.</p>
<p>After keeping the illiterate troglodytes waiting for several hours, leading
GNAA members timecop, penisbird and goat-see, along with Electronic Arts
president and CEO John Riccitiello, pulled up in the specially commisioned GNAA
Limo, now fully armoured to protect from the ever present threat of terrorism
from zionist #politics oppers. All four were, as usual, stark naked due to the
searing Nigerian heat, and were instantly greeted by a cacophony of flashbulbs
and excited chatter from the wretched sodomites and college dropouts that
populate the world of gaming, including a shower from the furiously
masturbating IGN editor Matt Cassamassina.</p>

<p>"This is a new day for Electronic Arts" exploded the now fully erect
Riccitiello, "and a new day for the Gay Nigger Association of America. Now no
longer will the significant Gay Nigger minority be ignored by the racist
cartels and Japanese Xenophobes that hold a tight noose on the gaming
industry."</p>
<p>Shortly afterwards, following a brutal anal violation by nordic Gay Nigger
DiKKy, the now broken and bleeding John Riccitiello was replaced by
the newly appointed head of the GNAAs gaming devision, Zeikfried Tuvai.</p>

<p>"This change is no mere financial step, or a changing of the guard, this
will be an absolute fucking revolution. Work on our titles has already begun, I
shit you not."</p>
<p>Tragically the conference was then cut short by a failed assassination
attempt on the GNAA leadership by efnet #politcs opper and known fascist
paedophile "Pickle", who was quickly disarmed by GNAA security and silenced by
a large black phallus. However a press release has been issued to Reuters and
the Associated Press, and is as follows:</p>
<ul>
<li><b>Shitflood Gaia</b> (GC/PS2/Xbox) <i>Q4 2004</i> - A management sim, where the otaku scum of internet have gathered into a single drinking hole for quick extermination. The player must control his assets wisely to gain the maximum number of bites from the unsuspecting and unintelligent regulars in order to max out his LastMeasure meter and gain access to his most potent weapon, floodphpbb.</li>
<li><b>Americas Army - Operation #politics</b> (PC (Windows Only)) <i>Q4 2004</i> - GNAA/EA and the armed forces of the United States of America unite to bring the reality of the T.W.A.T to your Windows box this Christmas. This third-person shooter throws you in charge of the GNAA efnet black ops, as you struggle against corrupt IRC operators, Mossad agents, Nick Berg's head and eventually FreeTrade himself in an explosive struggle in the name of freedom and democracy.</li>
<li><b>Penisbird's Cock Perch Panic</b> (GBA) <i>Q1 2005</i> - A coup by OSDN shock troops threatens to overthrow the President, defeat the unwashed scum by guiding Penisbird onto their prone member, disarming them once and for all. As you move through the levels you must dodge traps laid by the increasingly desperate CmdrTaco, including CowboyNeal himself. Can you dodge his sentient rolls of lard to perch on CowboyNeal's notoriously miniscule penis? Find out for yourself in 2005!</li>
</ul>

<p><b>About EA:</b><br />
Electronic Arts (EA) is the world's leading independent developer and publisher
of interactive entertainment software for personal computers and advanced
entertainment systems such as the PlayStation®2 Computer Entertainment System,
the PlayStation®, Xbox® video game console from Microsoft, the Nintendo
GameCube® and the Game Boy® Advance. Since its inception, EA has garnered more
than 700 awards for outstanding software in the U.S. and Europe.<br />
EA markets its products worldwide under four brand logos and has over 33
product franchises that have reached more than a million unit sales
worldwide.<br />
EA headquarters is located in Redwood City, California</p>
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