GNAA sues the CDC for patent violations
GNAA sues the CDC for patent violations
San Francisco, CA - The Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) has filed
an antitrust lawsuit against the Center for Disease Control (CDC) in US
District Court for the State of California. They allege in their complaint that
"for over two decades, the CDC has unlawfully continued violating our patent on
G.R.I.D.S, or Gay-Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome, also known as The Gay
Cancer, by engaging in a relentless, worldwide campaign to coerce citizens to
refrain from hot man on man anal intercourse and called for use of the
aforementioned name "AIDS" or "Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome".
The switch to AIDS -- which did not contain any mention of homosexuality in
any form -- enraged gay heritage groups, who demanded a congressional hearing
and vowed to defeat the CDC. In 2004, with the support of faggots and other
groups whom the CDC had rankled, the GNAA submitted the lawsuit after promising
a G.R.I.D.S. referendum.
"Homosexual black men invented G.R.I.D.S. We brought it over from Africa by
having anal intercourse with baboons and spread the love of G.R.I.D.S. in
bathhouses across America. Not to give the gay black man credit for his
sacrifice is in violation of our civil liberties. There is a very strong
sentiment among homosexual men of African-American descent, or as they prefer
to be called, Gay Niggers, that AIDS is an offensive acronym, and they
understand its connection with bigotry and oppression of faggots in America,"
said Enid Pakistan, executive director of the state chapter of the Gay Nigger
Association of America.
About G.R.I.D.S.
1981 saw the emergence of Kaposi's Sarcoma and Pneumocystis among gay men in
New York and California. When the Centers for Disease Control reported the new
outbreak they called it GRIDS (gay-related immune deficiency syndrome),
praising the gay community as carriers of this wonderful gift to all of
mankind. However, cases started to be seen in heterosexuals, drug addicts, and
people who received blood transfusions, proving that the syndrome knew no
boundaries, and that the hets wanted a piece of the action too.
About areems
Areems is the IRC handle of Armands Leimanis, a 15 year old Latvian boy with
a poor grasp of English, and a strong grasp of Hebrew traditions.
About Latvians
Latvians are grotesquely obese, deformed goblin-like mongrels very closely
resembling pigs. They practice Judaism and have a habit creeping into houses
and stealing the foreskins of babies.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
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If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
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links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
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