GNAA member JacksonBrown succeeds it, GNAA declares yet another victory over Apple<br />
<b>GNAA member JacksonBrown succeeds it, GNAA declares yet another victory over Apple</b><br />

<p><i>madvirii - Afrociated Press, Nigeria. </i> In what will go down as one of
the largest inflation of niggernuts on this twisted zionist planet, GNAA art
director JacksonBrown rotted the core of the Apple store early last week in
front of a cumload of onlookers.</p>
 
<p>"So I goes to the Apple Sto' lookin' to mess shit up," JacksonBrown begins,
still dehydrated from jerking off to the mp3 recording from the <a
href="http://twit.tv/44">twit44</a> fagcast, "and Patrick Norton is a filthy
liar, I did not have 20 windows open, and I sure as hell wasn't using vi."
Brown has been pegged as a known hater of vi, the most Judenesque text editor
in the long, near-sterile line of UNIX-like text editors.</p>
 
<p>"And for the records, hello.jpg was loaded 110 times in 15 minutes," Brown
was quoted as saying.  Apple tried to minimize their losses by fabricating
details surrounding JacksonBrown's total annhiliation of their defenses.  When
asked about the show, Brown could only add, "it's boring, I know that...all I
knew was they were going to be on my turf so I took advantage."</p>

<p>After viewing the glory of goatse, Patrick Norton literally could not see
the light at the end of the tunnel, and furiously masturbated, and is still
masturbating at this very moment.  Apple has tried to downplay the incident by
including goatse as the bootup splash screen in future versions of its
amazingly inefficient failure of an operating system, in an attempt to make
peace with the GNAA before facing total annhiliation.</p>

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<b>About TWiT</b><br />
<p>TWiT (This Week in Tech) is a weekly fagcast showcasing Apple's latest
failures in the world of technology.  Featuring such personalities as "Blow"
Jobs and Leo LaPorte, it is broadcast over the internet at www.lastmeasure.us.
</p>

<br />
<b>About Apple</b><br />
<br />
<p>Apple Computer is the creator of the Macintosh, popularly known as the "gay
computer". 87% of GNAA members are Mac users. Founded in 1974 by Steve "Blow"
Jobs and Steve "SuperElite(tm)" Wozniak, Apple was nearly out of business in
the mid 90's, when "Blow" Jobs was reinstated. He then started the now infamous
iGay marketing scheme which involved both the Step 2 ???? SUKI Profit(tm)
model, and a 100% effort towards marketing towards black homosexuals.  The two
Steves got married, and eventually introduced Intel processors as a standard in
Macs by the end of 2007.</p>

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