GNAA pledges aid to Katrina victims<br />
<b>GNAA pledges aid to Katrina victims</b><br />
<i>Associated Press, September 11 2005</i><br />
 
<p>In an early-morning press conference, reclusive GNAA president
<b>timecop</b> declared that the Gay Nigger Association of America will
contribute to hurricane Katrina disaster relief efforts.  He issued a statement
describing the efforts being undertaken to rush relief to New Orleans' former
residents, many of whom are black, gay, or both. "My heart tears at the sight
of so many flooded niggers", timecop said.</p>
 
<p>The GNAA is contributing a currently-unknown quantity of sperm, intended to
prevent starvation and malnutrition.  The sperm is to be delivered this Monday
to shelters across the nation.  "We are having a non-stop wankathon.  I believe
we can do this, I believe in my niggas.  We will not fail to feed NOLA's hungry
refugees."  Many have reporters present at the conference questioned the
nutritional value of the semen being collected, eliciting angry stares and
lip-licking from their host.  timecop did not directly answer the questions,
saying "Who the hell are you?  I don't see you vigorously beating off to save
the niggers!"</p>

<p>The next item on the list was free wireless internet spanning the Southern
Louisiana region, allowing access to GNAA's <a
href="http://katrina.on.nimp.org/~Tar_Baby/">Lastmeasure</a> online service.
Lastmeasure is provided free of charge.  It is widely touted as "better than
FEMA" in the charitable relief field.  Lastmeasure surpasses FEMA's disaster
aid service by being accessible to <a
href="http://politics.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09/08/1212237">any
graphical browser on any operating system</a>.  Lastmeasure will be the only
website available, as all other http requests will be redirected.  This measure
is intended to minimize use of GNAA.net wireless for other than disaster-relief
LM.  The conference ended with an emotional outburst from GNAA president
timecop, crying out, "so many dead, rotting black shits".</p>

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