News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke<br />
<b>News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke</b><br />

<b>GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible</b><br />

<i>MudanJiang,</i> People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004<br />

<p>The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear
explosion.  With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately <a
href="http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/09/12/nkorea.blast/">lying</a> to
the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.</p>

<p>"We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger
agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into <a
href="http://www.korea-dpr.com/pmenu.htm">DPRK</a> territory and conducted
sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast.  His weeklong absence
from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations
were afoot.  Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time
to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius
at the time of detonation.</p>

<p>A pink <a href="http://www.roflcopter.com/roflcopter.gif">ROFLcopter</a> was
seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of
Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by
his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at
the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".</p>

<p>His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility.
Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties,
suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an
ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back
and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of
the <a href="http://lunix.com/">OSTG</a> <a
href="http://www.gnaa.us/pr.phtml?troll=gnaa-cessna">disaster</a>, that killed
over 300 Indians.  The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible
death of GNAA broadcast propagandist <a
href="http://www.gnaa.us/pr.phtml?troll=gnaa-l0de">l0de</a> after he made
threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse".  As of this release, the
issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.</p>

<p>The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing <a
href="http://www.emergency.com/la-riots.htm">Korean/Black</a> hatred.</p>

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