GNAA claims responsibility for eating disorder of Mary Kate Olsen<br />
<b>GNAA claims responsibility for eating disorder of <a href="http://www.olsentwins.net/">Mary Kate Olsen</a></b><br />
<i>By Gary Niger</i><br />
<p><b>Lindon, Utah </b> - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this
afternoon announced that their <a
href="http://www.jaboobie.com/olsen.html">previous kidnapping of the Olsen
twins</a> is behind the <a
href="http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/reuters20040622_364.html">eating
disorder</a> afflicting Mary Kate Olsen today.</p>

<p>In a surprise announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative <a
href="http://www.google.com/search?q=gnaa+association+america">godspeed</a>
revealed that GNAA has known about Mary Kate's disorder for some time now, and
that it was the ordeal she went through earlier that triggered it.  "That
skinny white girl," godspeed began. "Ever since we kidnapped her and her
cracker sister, she couldn't stop eating nigger dick.  After we originally
injected the holy gay nigger seed into her, she just went crazy. Begged us for
more all the time, wouldn't shut about about "Just needing a little more
[cock.]" Shit, nigga, we GAY. Sure, we tapped that white ass to increase our
numbers, but just cuz she wants it? HELL no!"</p>

<p>As <a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/">reliable</a> sources have
reported, Mary Kate went on a binge after being released from GNAA custody. She
had a group of niggers on call at all times, so she could eat a little black
cock while in between takes one the set of her <a
href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/NewYorkMinute-1132243/">hit movie</a> New
York Minute. She was seen being rebuffed by <a
href="http://www.r-kelly.com/">R. Kelly</a>, who in a statement to GNAA member
l0de said "That bitch is WAY too old." Twin sister Ashley Olsen is reported as
saying "I knew she had a problem, wanting to suck some nigger cock all the
time, but whenever I tried to talk to her about it, she called me a "cracker
whore" and stormed off. I mean, seriously, SHE'S the one sucking all that
nigger cock, who is SHE to be calling ME a whore?"</p>

<p>Mary Kate is in a rehab facility in an undisclosed location, where
well-qualified staff such as <a href="http://www.lesbian.org">Ellen
DeGeneres</a> will help treat this young girl. Whether she will be able to beat
this addiction to nigger cock, or relapse while seeing all those <a
href="http://www.megatokyo.com">black bucks</a> at NYU remains to be seen.</p>

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