GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities<br />
<b>GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities</b><br />

<p><i>Misha Borovsky (GNAP) Hollywood, Ca</i> - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president timecop and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.</p>

<p>"OneNigger is a hosted collaboration groupware for taking a more proactive approach to trolling. By leveraging OneNigger services with industry trolling best-pratices, the lone gay nigger, or small gay nigger organization is empowered to think outside the box." stated timecop.</p>

<p>Added jesuitx, "Furthermore, in our focus group testing we were able to increase LastMeasure coverage by 36.4% among bloggers participating in large blogrolls. Using modules like the OneNigger Date shared calendaring system allows groups to pick times to touch base on important trolling issues of the day."</p>

<p>Other modules in the OneNigger Enterprise version include OneNigger Chizzat running on patented extensions to IRC, OneNigger Phone, which offers VoIP technologies with free toll-free access to the USA and Japan, and Gay Porn Avalanche Enterprise 2.0 (GPAE2), now newly integrated into the OneNigger platform. OneNigger requires Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 running on an Intel processor. AMD is not supported, as OneNigger is an enterprise-level software suite, and requires a powerful computer.</p>

<p>Later on at the after-party, GNAA member Depakote jacked off with this Microsoft OneCare CD, and consumed his seed, much to the squealing delight of Jaime Foxx.</p>

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