Terry Schaivo Announces Support for GNAA<br />
<b>Terry Schaivo Announces Support for GNAA</b><br />

<p>NEWSFLASH - Startling new information has been recieved this morning
regarding the 10-year "right to life" controversy once again thrust into the
public eye.</p> <p>On the day President Bush signed the bill, dubbed as
"Terri's Law II" onto the federal books, advocates for the Schiavo family state
a startling discovery.  Terri's parents, the Schindlers - no doubt covetous
jews, have announced their comatose daughter's intentions to support the
GNAA.</p>

<p>"We were at her bedside with a video camera, trying to put an end to all of
this, if we could just get her to make her intention to continue her hellish
brain-dead exiestence clear." said Schaivo's mother.  "When we asked her if she
wanted to live, what she had to live for....we very disctinctly heard her
intentions."  These soon to be released five minutes of video show a definate
picture of the woman's intentions as she repedately spastically shakes her head
and moans what experts say appears to be "G....NAA!   G.....NAA!"</p> <p>"This
is a very special day for our organization," GNAA representative and Golden
Goatse candidate Penisbird said.  "In the midst of this national controversy,
it is now very clear that our organization has supporters with a visible
profile."</p>

<p>GNAA General Council are currently debating the potential ramifications of
this cry of support, and at this time it is unclear if Schiavo will be
considered as a candidate for membership - as she is quite clearly neither gay,
nor a nigger.  "Our organization is generally not open to white devils, filthy
breeders, or female creatures - however, considering the high profile nature of
the individual and our well-known reputation for philantrophy, it is possible
we might make an exception allowing Schiavo to become a member, to fulfill her
dying wish," said GNAA representative KiSSy.</p>

<p>As of this time, no definate statement has been made regarding Schiavo's
future with the GNAA.  However, it is rumored that her parents are now
diverting a yet-undisclosed sum of money to the GNAA's Nigerian bank accounts,
in accordance with their daughter's wishes.</p>

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<b>About GNAA</b>:<br />
<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br />
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Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><b>GAY</b></a>?<br />
Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><b>NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><b>GAY NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
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If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br />
Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time <b>GNAA</b> member.<br />
<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join
today!<br />
<br />
Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br />
<ul>
<li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li>
<li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li>
<li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.</li>
</ul>
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up
today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on
your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br />

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If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to
<b>irc.gnaa.us</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.us/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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If you have <b>mod points</b> and would like to support <b>GNAA</b>, please <b>moderate this post up</b>.<br />
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