GNAA Announces Cleansing Of The Star Trek Gene Pool<br />
<b>GNAA Announces Cleansing Of The Star Trek Gene Pool</b><br />

<i>Impi - Black Ops, South Africa</i><br />


<p>It is with great regret that we in the glorious GNAA were called to arms
against a revered institution known as Star Trek. Impi, while in training as a
high priest in the popular religious cult scientology, was approached by
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy to contract the services of the Black Ops
wing of the GNAA.</p>

<p>Both Shatner and Nimoy, on which the Star Trek franchise and legend were
built, expressed serious concern with regard to the affront of a little known
"television station" called G4TV.</p>

<p>"Star Trek prides itself on boldly going where no man has gone before. Not
boldly sitting on your fat ass and playing computer games and talking about it
in a failed IRC channel!" said Shatner. "G4TV is taking the very ethos of Star
Trek and perverting it for profit. They have targeted a segment of the
population known as Fatmerica. Their actions in sanctioning such an event
promote obesity and diabetes within our youth and we as Star Trek
representatives do not want to be associated with this sentiment."</p>

<p>Leonard Nimoy was instrumental in crafting the attack on #startrek20 on the
IRC network irc.gamesurge.net. Using an exploit that allowed a redirect from
the www.g4tv.com to the infamous Last Measure, many fatties were tricked into
being Last Measured.</p>

<p>"They turned on us," said Neal Tiles, president of G4TV. "It was like
stampede at a buffet, there was nothing we could do. People were ping timing
out all over the place. Mothers were calling the station asking why their
children were looking at gay porno. It was a nightmare. Our moderator of the
channel, Ravager|CH, tried valiantly to keep things together, but he was
eventually g-lined due to massive complaints against the channel."</p>

<p>The overwhelming success of the operation was reflected by the failed
moderator Ravager|CH own words: [23:37] &lt;Ravager|CH&gt; another ruined
night..</p>

<b>About G4TV</b>:<br />

<p>Jews4Profit</p>

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