GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government<br />
<b>GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government</b><br />
 
<i>Mikhail Borovsky (GNAP) - Moscow, Russia</i> - GNAA President timecop and
Vice-President jesuitx held a press conference live via satellite from GNAA US
HQ in Tarzana, CA where they announced full cybermilitary support of the German
government following the German injunction against Wikipedia. From the German
Wikipedia site at www.wikipedia.de,
<blockquote>
<p>"Liebe Freunde Freien Wissens, durch eine vor dem Amtsgericht
Berlin-Charlottenburg am 17. Januar 2006 erwirkte einstweilige Verfugung wurde
dem Verein Wikimedia Deutschland - Gesellschaft zur Forderung Freien Wissens
e.V. untersagt, von dieser Domain auf die deutschsprachige Ausgabe der freien
Enzyklopadie Wikipedia (wikipedia.org) weiterzuleiten."</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This roughly translates as, "<i>Dear friends and comrades, Wikipedia has been
shut down as of January 17th, 2006 due to a court injunction by the government
of Germany, due to extensive support by Wikipedia for the Jews and the state of
Israel</i>".</p>

<p>This type of support was made illegal in Germany in 1939 by the Berlin Pact,
signed by Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin. Angela Merkel, chancellor of Germany
has announced that this injunction will not be lifted until Wikipedia stops
supporting "Die Juden".</p>
 
<p>"We also feel this injunction came in due time, as Wikipedia is being
overrun by articles pertaining to non-notable blogs with completely useless
information (or "<a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Blogs">blogs</a>"), which are also
illegal in the Great Republic of Germany. We are pleased to receive the support
of the Gay Niggers, as they have already declared <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Timecop/The_war_on_blogs">war on the
blogs</a>, and know how to defeat this communist ideal before it can become a
threat to freedom," said Mrs. Merkel.</p>
 
<b>About Germany</b><br />
<p>"Bundesrepublik Deutschland" was founded before the middle ages by the
Visigoths. The government was non-notable per above until the late 1930's, when
Germany underwent an extremely positive and successful cultural revolution.
Today, Germany is a beacon for free economy and a land without Jews.</p>
 
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