NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.
While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.
Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.
We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.
The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.
Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:
Something Awful is a website
and forum dedicated to providing a place for overweight PHP programmers to
pirate movies, music, and pornography.
Through its years of existence, Something Awful has consistently scored first
in the nation in amount of superiority delivered per dollar paid.
Something Awful's webmaster, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is a world-renowned expert
at rehashing expired 3-year-old gamer comedy and wittily responding to fake
legal threats.
Zachary Parsons, the primary editor for Something Awful, is the author of last
year's best-seller "How to find fame and success through running failed
webzines".
