GNAA 9/11 COMISSION REACHES STARTLING CONCLUSION<br />
<b>GNAA 9/11 COMISSION REACHES STARTLING CONCLUSION</b><br />

<p>On Monday, August 2nd 2004, the <a href="http://www.gnaa.us/">GNAA</a>
(<i>Gay Nigger Association of America</i>) 9/11 commission will release its
report on the events of September 11th, 2001 and the utter, Rucas-esque failure
of the government and GNAA's military to prevent, handle, or cover up the
attack.  In a press conference this morning, GNAA president timecop released
the shocking conclusion of the report.</p>

<p>"lol, jews did wtc," said GNAA president timecop before spraying his viral
Gaynigger seed all over a crowd of reporters.</p>

<p>This conclusion is in direct contradiction to the US Senate report that "lol
sandniggers did wtc" that was released just a short time ago.</p>

<p>GNAA spokesnigger Penisbird held a press conference this morning where he
was quoted as saying "It is obvious why the Senate 9/11 Commission failed it so
badly: the presence of known Juden Joe Lieberman on the panel."  This obvious
conflict of interests went unreported by most major news sources because of the
open anti-GNAA slant of almost every major organization.</p>

<p>Although the GNAA Commission still has more work to do, the apparent
ringleader was Federal Reserve Chairjew Alan Greenspan.  Greenspan has been
quoted as saying that he supports a smaller economy in which he is the ultimate
master.  Destroying the WTC was just the first step in what appears to be a
grand scheme to shrink the US economy to the size of his shriveled circumcised
penis.</p>

<p>President timecop stated that he supports a strong dollar to keep gold
jewelry (a staple of niggers) prices low.</p>

<p>Another conclusion of the panel was that the ops of #Politics played a
pivotal role in the success of the attack.  The usually miserly organization
gave $2,000,000 to help fund the effort.  They then continued with their
unwavering aid to Jews by spreading false evidence that led others to believe
that a bunch of sand niggers committed the attack.  GNAA has promised a strong
retaliation against #Politics.</p>

<p>John Rockecenter was unavailable for comment at this time.</p>

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