GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of Olsen Twins<br />
<b>GNAA claims responsibility for kidnap of <a href="http://www.olsentwins.net/">Olsen Twins</a></b><br />

<i>By Gary Niger</i><br />
<p><b>Lindon, Utah</b> - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this
afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for <a
href="http://www.jaboobie.com/olsen.html">kidnapping the twins</a> inside a
popular New York Club, Vudu Lounge (<a
href="http://www.clubplanet.com/mailer/2004/03/vudu-0318">Websites</a>).</p>

<p>In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative <a
href="http://www.google.com/search?q=gnaa+association+america">rkz</a> revealed
that he was the mistery gunman who penetrated high-security defenses of the
Vudu Lounge and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the Olsen Twins, was
indeed a full-time GNAA member.</p>

<p>"This is serious," rkz began. This is a first event of such magnitude since
GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996.  Until now, we were gathering new
members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, <a
href="http://kuro5hin.org">slashdot.org</a>, but this is a whole new era. By
injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into human females, we will be able to
immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six
weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
</p>

<p>Insertion of the GNAA collecting penis into their tight little vaginas came
right between the consideration of <a href="http://www.ibm.com">Justin
Timberlake</a> to buy out the entire early saturday morning disney
entertainment show's cast, and will most likely positively affect the decision.
By adding all the gay niggers working for Timberlake with the gay niggers
developing Mac OS X kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin
plotting our next plans to penetrate "backdoors" into the next favorite teen
pop star <a href="http://www.cherworld.com/">Kelly Osborne</a>.</p>

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Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy
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<b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join
today!<br />
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Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br />
<ul>
<li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li>
<li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li>
<li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.</li>
</ul>
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up
today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on
your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br />

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If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to
<b>irc.gnaa.us</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.us/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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