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             .'   `'.       I REALLY LIKE TO LOOK AT PORN.
            /   _   _|      I CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND MY WIFE
           |    a   a|      JUST LEFT ME TO LIVE WITH HER MOTHER.
           (,      \ |         .----.
            |     -' |        /|     '--.
             \   '=  /        ||    ]|   `-.    "YOU'VE GOT PORN!LOL!!!LOL!!"
             /`-.__.'         ||    ]|    ::|     /
          .-'`-.__ \__        ||    ]|    ::| ___/
         /        ``  `.      ||    ]|    ::|            AOL!!! LOLOL
       _ |     \     \  \     \|    ]|   .-'             SO EASY TO USE, SPAM, LOOK AT PORN
      / \|      \    |   \     L.__  .--'(               TRADE WAREZ, DOWNLOAD BRITNEY SPEARS
     |   |\      `.  |    \  ,---|_      \---------,     CHAT WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, LOOK AT MORE PORN
     |   | '.      './\    \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|     NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER 1!!!LOL!!!
     |   \   '.      '.'. /`\/ .-'  packard '.   / |
     |   |     `'.     `;-:-;`)|    bell     |-./  |

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