Dear Apple
by Anonymous Coward on 06:58 PM March 27th, 2002 (Score:-1, Flamebait) (#3233606)

Dear Apple,

I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because of its well earned
reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become an Apple owner, I
have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure
to meet and compute with other homos such as myself. I plan on using my new
Apple computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the
homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more software
which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.

with much gayness,

Father Randy O'Day,  S.J.
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