Re:A METRIC TON OF BULLSHIT (Score:0)
          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 21, @10:28PM EDT (#317)
          If you were 1/2 the man osm is, I'd still kick your ass for being
such a sniveling little prick. 

          Most children who choose to vomit their most infantile idiocy onto
the pages of slashdot at least have the common fucking decency
          to respect their elders. Your posting history is more embarassing
than being caught in the Oval Office with your cigar jammed
          between a woman's labia. If I were responsible for the torrent of
dog shit you spew forth, and I say dog shit because your posts do
          much the same thing as canine fecal matter: sit there and stink
the place up, I would flagellate myself with white-hot barbed wire
          until my flesh was so torn assunder that my screams of agony
penetrated the furthest depths of hell, and even Judas would be forced
          to give pause and wonder at the source of such a cry. If I were
you I would crawl back into whatever teratogenic cavern of a womb
          you were ejected from and beg for abortion via coat hanger. You
should go to East Texas and get dragged behind a pickup by a couple
          of inbred, gap-toothed, banjo-player-from-Deliverence-looking
white supremicist rednecks until your head is torn from your neck
          at the first pot hole and sent spinning into the ditch on the side
of the road where it will be pissed on by passing truckers named Big
          Earl until the stench of stale urine is so great that even the
buzzards won't touch it. You are not worthy to pick the dried shit from my
          ass hairs. I would continue trying to explain to you why you are
the most worthless, disease carrying vermin on the planet, but I know
          that everything I say will pass directly through your empty
fucking skull because you sniffed so much model glue that there isn't one
          cell of grey matter left to catch, let alone hold, something of
intelligence and worth that might come your way. 

          I also don't like you very much.