Hey little dude!
by Anonymous Coward on 06:52 PM March 27th, 2002 (Score:-1, Troll) (#3233590)

You know those TV commercials with "Steven" for Dell, and those cow commercials
for Gateway? Here's what I'd like to see:

The commercial opens with a distant establishing shot of a verdant country
pasture bathed in early morning mists. Cut to a close-up of Steven's smiling
face. We see that Steven is animated, his tongue darting out of his mouth and
his eyes rolling up into his head. Cut to a medium shot. We see that Steven is
fucking the Gateway cow in the ass. The cow turns and looks at the camera and
says "moo". Behind a tree we see Teddy, that Gateway ponytail poofster
voyeuristically wanking off. Just as Steven is about to cum he blurts out to
the cow "Dude, you're getting a Dell", followed by an explosive orgasm.

Puts a new meaning to the phrase "farmer in the Dell".

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