when you go out to your car, i will be in the backseat. i will not let you know this until you are miles away from home. i will hold a Glock to your right temple, and tell you to keep your fucking hands on the wheel. i will direct you at gunpoint to a secluded parking lot behind a failed dot-com's warehouse. i will take you out of the car and instruct you to tape your legs together at the ankles. halfway through, i will tire of your sniveling and blubbering and pistol-whip you. this will wake you up, and sharpen your mind to the fact that you are as good as fucked. i will force you to touch your toes and hog-tie you with cat-5. then i will cut your clothes off. if my knife slips and cuts you, that's not my problem. i'll spit on my hand and rub it on my cock, to get it a little bit slick. then you will take every millimeter i can give, all at once, and if you scream i will just laugh and stab you in the leg. i will fuck you as though you are the object of all my spite and assfucking is the worst punishment i can give you. i will fuck you until you bleed, and i will bash you on the head with a rock at the moment when my cum mixes with the oozings from your tattered colon. then i will drive away, and drive your car into a river. your humiliation will be complete, public, and nagging. i will get away scot-free.